Starfruitdildodog

I've never really stuck with anything before. Everything I've ever started has remained unfinished (within reason, I dont mean EVERYTHING)
There are so many things I've never done before, so i guess its time i did them.

1# Stay on top of my Blog. (This, although I can recount hundreds of excuses and reasons why I haven't done so before, is purely down to the fact that I'm a lazy fuck. deal.)

2# I've never eaten a starfruit. Up until I watched Raising Hope, i didn't even know what the fuck a starfruit was. You may not believe it but I just Googled how to eat a starfruit. Does anyone remember the days when your only information resources were books, big daddys and sexy mama's? I for one certainly do not. What I can remember though is my older sister aged about 7 or 8 asking my mother what a dildo was. Background to the story, my sister had been at school when some of the boys in her class asked her if she had a dildo. My sister, unbeknownst to her what a dildo was, bragged that yes she did indeed have a dildo and she played with it last night. I can imagine the look of shock on my mama's face and believe me it is pppprrrrriiiicccceeellllleeeeeesssssss.
Back to the point; I guess my task for tomorrow is to find some money and hunt down a star fruit? I'll check back tomorrow.
Here's a lovely picture of a dog holding a dildo, to warm the cockles of your heart...

LOVE TO YOUR NANA'S

Self esteem + Chanel

I appreciate Chanel because of the classiness they bring to fashion. A well cut fabric and nice stitch is enough to make my glass half full. I notice that when I look good, I feel good and vice-versa, so I try to dress to impress everyday, although people can mistake 'positive thought enforcement through the use of clothing' as vanity or egotistical as well as thinking those who like to look good are too focused on looks for material reasons - and in some cases this is true - but the majority of us are just trying to raise our own self esteem. A trick I've noticed with smart clothing is to always keep it simple! Low-key jewellery, plain but beautiful tops and a nice pair of shoes goes SUCH A LONG WAY.

Another thing I find, is that if I try to dress in a certain way or let others influence what I dress, I instantly hit a mental creative block where suddenly all my clothes look shit on me and I cant find ONE SINGLE OUTFIT, in the mountains of clothes laying on my floor. But its inevitable - no matter how hard you try people will have an impact on the way you dress, so to protect yourself from these instances where nothing looks good and all you want to do is melt into the ground and hide in your clothes forever, when you've gotten ready and you have on an outfit that looks amazing on you and really flatters you - take a picture, print it out and stick it on your wall or somewhere you can go to in case a meltdown suddenly occurs and chose an outfit that will be sure to work. This tip has helped me so much in my life because I often have self-concious days where I actually don't have time to mope around in my underwear complaining.

LOVE TO YOUR NANA'S
XOXO

Calvin Kennedy, i mean Klein...

Yohji Yamamoto - Y3

21@London

My sister has made it in to the realms of 21. I think this is cause for applause... *clap now*!

Wanna see a few photo's? We'll you have no choice, they're being thrusted upon you...

can you believe we're all sisters?

Ignore my face in the next two - I was incapable of not looking like I was about to sneeze in any of the pictures we took that day.

this cake shop was amazing, it was nestled in between all these Chinese buffet 'restaurants'

we went to see Les Misrables, it was amazing! 

the trip was sweeeet.

 LOVE YOUR NANA'S

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Ell-darte

I know, I know - it's late but i promise its been on my list of things to put up FOR-EVER.

Better late than never, actually no - I hate that saying. What if I need heart surgery?

Suck Face.

It's on your mind, dirty.