There are so many things I've never done before, so i guess its time i did them.
1# Stay on top of my Blog. (This, although I can recount hundreds of excuses and reasons why I haven't done so before, is purely down to the fact that I'm a lazy fuck. deal.)
2# I've never eaten a starfruit. Up until I watched Raising Hope, i didn't even know what the fuck a starfruit was. You may not believe it but I just Googled how to eat a starfruit. Does anyone remember the days when your only information resources were books, big daddys and sexy mama's? I for one certainly do not. What I can remember though is my older sister aged about 7 or 8 asking my mother what a dildo was. Background to the story, my sister had been at school when some of the boys in her class asked her if she had a dildo. My sister, unbeknownst to her what a dildo was, bragged that yes she did indeed have a dildo and she played with it last night. I can imagine the look of shock on my mama's face and believe me it is pppprrrrriiiicccceeellllleeeeeesssssss.
Back to the point; I guess my task for tomorrow is to find some money and hunt down a star fruit? I'll check back tomorrow.
Here's a lovely picture of a dog holding a dildo, to warm the cockles of your heart...
LOVE TO YOUR NANA'S
